"so you’re still single" excuse u i’m just faithful to my unreachable celebrity crush
Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.
this year i was
next year i hope to be
- hella trash
- possibly a trash king ?
[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
winged eyeliner is an art there should be a college course dedicated to winged eyeliner